ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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