do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Randomize
