My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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