So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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