The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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