I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Someone signed my nipple.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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