There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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