how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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