I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
