she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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