no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
40s are totally the cure
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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