She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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