things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Just high enough for therapy.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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