thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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