They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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