We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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