very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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