He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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