That's intense
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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