you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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