thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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