I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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