just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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