Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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