You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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