and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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