Swine flu. Run for my life!
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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