He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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