There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
jump out the window naked night went bad
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