so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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