I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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