Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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