Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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