Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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