i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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