I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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