you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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