I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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