I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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