The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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