i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
His nipple licking is glorious
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