She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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