There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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