Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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