Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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