I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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