White coat. Heels.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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