I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You are a genius and a whore.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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