It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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