dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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